'CUSE ME, AMERICA!!!!!!!

By Bandwagon Burt
Wind sock

GERRY MCNAMARA! GERRY MCNAMARA! GERRY MCNAMARA!

The little white guy played 3-pointer out of his MIND on two days ago when they beat Cincinnati (no Hugs for the Huggins-homies after this one!) then he hits the BIG TIME THREE BALL to beat the Huskies and oh my god that guy is going to be a lottery pick never heard of him before this eason but oh my god! GERRY-CUSE!

Then tonight, he hits the big shot to pull them within one of Georgetown (just call it GERRYTOWN) then dropes the DIME for the game winning bucket, that's 10-cents on 10-cent wing night!

I'VE BEEN DRINKING SINCE 5 IT'S MARCH MADNESS ON MY TV.

GERRY IS THE GREATEST COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!!!!!

Gerry! Gerry! Gerry! It's the Gerry Springer-Jumper-Scorer show. I want more beer!