Super Bowl drive time

By Rob and Rick
Morning Radio Show Hosts

Rob: Okay, Rick, let's talk about that big game coming up on Sunday.

*presses fart noise button*

Both: Hahahahaha

Rob: Seriously, though, it is a big game. Get your beer and wings ready.

Rick: Boobies.

Both: Hahahahaha

Rob: Okay, let's go to a caller out there. We've got Jason on the line. Jason, how's it going, you homo?

Jason: Uhhh. Fine, I guess.

Rick: *burps loudly*

Jason: I was going to ask if you guys had any opinions on the best place to watch the Super Bowl. I've got a few buddies coming into town and we were looking to --

Rob: Be gay together?

Rick: Heyyyyy ooo! *presses fart noise button*

Both: Hahahahahaha.

Rob: Ballsack.

Jason: I'm going to hang up now.

Rob: What a queerburger. Anyway, let us take this chance to remind you of our contest that we're running here at WMMC. We've got two free tickets to the Super Bowl to give away down here. And we are going to give them to the first girl to come down here to the station and show us her jumblie-wumblies in the studio.

Rick: *presses boing button to signify an erection*

Rob: So all of you ladies out there in radio-land, if you'd like to come down here and show us the goods, you can get two tickets for Super Bowl Forty-Two in Phoenix, Arizona!

Rick: You could use one ticket on each boob. *make a sound that simulates a motorboat*

Both: Hahahahahaha

Rob: And, don't forget, another thing about the Super Bowl that is so great is that you get to drink a lot of beer on a Sunday. I mean, not that I need an excuse to drink beer on a Sunday, but it's always ...

Rick: Hahahahahaha

Rob: ... good to have that built-in reason to buy some ice cold Bud Light.

Rick: ICE COLD!

Rob: Folks, it's the greatest weekend of the year! Rick, aren't you excited for the Super Bowl?

Rick: Yes. I'll, like, masturbate and fart on my leather couch.

*five-second clip of that "Numa Numa" song plays*

Rob: Hell yes! Rick and Rob will be right back with more Super Bowl coverage, right here on WMMC, 97.3, The Tit.

*26 minutes of commercials*

Rob: And we're back, bringing you Super Bowl coverage! We've got an exclusive interview here with Patriots' coach, Bill Belichick. Bill, how are you doing today?

Bill Belichick impersonater (in fake robot voice): I am good. Are you good?

Rob: Well, I'm not wearing any pants. And I just got rid of my Chipotle burrito from last night, if you know what I mean.

Bill Belichick impersonater (in fake robot voice): I do not know what you mean. Human excretion is not a concept I understand. I do not have time to defecate.

Rick: Poooooooop!

*presses fart button*

Rob: Oh, man. That is great. So Bill, do you ever check out players in the shower?

Bill Belichick impersonater (in fake robot voice): Yes. Randy Moss is terrifying.

Rob: Oh my god that's SO GAY!

*clip of "Anchorman" heard where Brian Fantana says, "You know, desire smells like that to some people."

Rob: OK, we've had enough of this guy for one day. Later on, you robotic retard!

Rick: Hahahahahahahahahaha

Rob: Hahaha

Rick: *shits his pants*

Rob: And here's a little Aerosmith for all you Bostonites out there, right here on WMMC, 97.3, The Tit.